Johnny cash last seen at “QUINT” richmond

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Johnny cash stepped right out of walk the line, did a ‘Benjamin Button’ of 10 years anti-ageing and stepped foot onto the polished concrete floor of “Quint”. Amid the  comfy retro  furniture ‘Johnny’ coolly went about his business serving up amazing coffee complete with a smooth nutty flavour, and nailing the fructose free options that adorned quint’s menu.

Let me add that there are standards on the menu that include (lactose and GF… together)! So I went about changing their menu and serving up a fructose free number for a weekday lunch date. The once lactose and GF quinoa porridge with poached rhubarb was rocking mouthwatering thoughts and a few adjustments later ‘Johnny’ flashed us a no worries kind of a smile. Quinoa porridge made with milk rather than the coconut milk on the menu (brown sugar and honey free, minus pistachios). Ok so technically I forgot to ask for no pistachios as I was super excited, but no-one seemed to notice me pick them off the top.


Its the type of place that doesn’t realise it’s in the middle of little vietnam. Its too cool to be caught up in the bustle. The type of place that couldn’t care less that you have taken an hour to order lunch because you are too busy catching up on stories of late, over your amazing coffee (on a week day anyway).

The menu had multiple fructose friendly options, or easy adjustments, and they genuinely seemed to care that there was nothing in your lunch that might so much as look at you in an inconvenient way.

‘Johnny’ we will be back to enjoy your gracious hospitality and delicious dinning!


Fantastic vege cannelloni masquerading as lasagne!!

Once upon a time a little vege cannelloni went to be cooked and there was no cannelloni in the cupboard.

What does one do when a vege turns up on your door step for dinner and fructose free and vegetarian don’t work together? Improvise!

This is a super simple recipe that pleased many last night and literally took less than 15 mins to put together. 45 mins in the oven whilst we consumed a few vodka granitas later… And it was done!



  • 1 packet of lasagne sheets GF (I used the san remo ones and they were pretty good)
  • 300 g of ricotta
  • 300g spinach leaves
  • 1C of boiling water
  • 1/2 C of seasame seeds
  • 4 carrots roughly chopped/ skin on
  • 4 tsp cumin powder  (half for carrot mix/ half for ricotta mix)
  • 4 tsp coriander powder  (half for carrot mix/ half for ricotta mix)
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 100g butter
  • 1/2 cup GF flour
  • 3 C milk
  • 1 C of grated mozerella

Preheat oven to 180 deg fan-forced.

Chop and boil the carrots for 10 mins until soft. Meanwhile dry toast the sesame seeds in a fry pan tossing every 20 seconds or so. Toast until golden then remove from fry pan.

Add toasted sesame seeds to the ricotta, half of the spinach, half of the cumin/coriander and a large pinch of salt and pepper. Mix and set to one side. The sesame seeds give it a crunchy nutty flavour that replaces the lack of home-made chicken stock (or vege stock that would have onion in it- alternatively you can use stock instead in place of the boiling water later in the recipe).

Into the blender or food processor (stick blender is fine in the pot), add boiled carrots, the remaining spinach, cumin and coriander and a salt and pepper to taste. As you blend it gradually add the boiling/ hot water so that you get a watery sauce. The water is required so that the sheets of lasagne have something to absorb.

To make your cheese sauce melt the butter over a medium heat in a large fry pan. You will need all of your ingredients ready to go as once you start you need to keep stirring. Add the flour and mix, toast for a minute or two until its getting a little colour. Gradually add the milk in 1/3 C additions, stirring vigorously at each addition to stop lumps forming. If you do suffer this problem, allow it to reduce so that it almost “dries” and becomes stretchy, the sauce can then be mixed to remove lumps. Once you have enough to cover the top and its silky, add the cheese and turn off the heat. Mix through.

Time to start layering.

Start with about 1/3 of your sauce, add past above this, then 1/3 of your ricotta mix, and repeat 3 times. On top finish off with the layer of cheese sauce.

Bake in over for about 45 mins or until golden brown.

Enjoy this one is a twist on the tomato flavour, but is absolutely delicious!!!!

One more grain Les Miserables parody


thought that all the gluten free and fructards out there might enjoy this. Show it to your equally food retarded friends

much enjoyment.


Life saving website!

So finally I have found a credible website with a list of foods and their relative fructose/ glucose levels per 100g.

It’s fair to say that individual tolerances differ for each person and fructose to glucose ratio is only a guide of how well tolerated a food is…. But it’s a start!!’
food standards Australia

Give it a whirl and let me know if you discover anything interesting!

Unbelievably good nachos!


So I’m using the crispy sesame meatball recipe for a topper on these nachos…. Had nachos at a friends the other night and I took my version over. Needless to say there was jealousy that there wasn’t more of the fructose-friendly version to go around! I’m big on the allergy friendly version being better as so often it is not!


  • 4 carrots
  • 200g spinach leaves ( a big bag)
  • 4 tsp cumin ground (half for sauce, half for meat balls)
  • 4 tsp of coriander seeds ground (half for sauce, half for meat balls)
  • salt and pepper
  • 3 C of chicken stock (I make my own buy getting a couple of chicken frames from the butcher and simmering for 2-3 hours with salt and pepper. It freezes really well in portion sized containers so you can defrost and use for a meal).
  • 350g mince
  • 1/3 C of rice crumbs (or GF bread crumbs, or GF flour)
  • 1/3 C sesame seeds
  • 1 tsp olive oil
  • Ix bag of gluten free corn chips. I use the hole-sum original flavour
  • sour cream
  • Handful of grated Mozzerella per person.
  • 1/2 Avacado
  • 1/2 Red capsicum
  • 4 TBsp of coriander leaves chopped
  • 1/2 lime and zest of
  • salt/pepper


Start by making the sauce:

  • For the sauce, take the ends off 4 carrots, chop roughly (leave the skins on) and boil them for 10 mins.
  • In a bowl add the mince, half the cumin and half the coriander, along with the sesame seeds, rice crumbs, and a decent pinch of salt/ pepper. Mix until well combined.
  • Into a hot pan (no oil at this stage) add roughly rolled meat balls, approx a big heaped tsp of mixture for each, they should be about 2-3cm round. Once you have added the last of them to the pan add a tsp of oil. If you add them as you roll them then they should be ready to toss them around. Keep tossing them every minute or so for about 4 mins. The sesame seeds will go crispy and when you add the sauce they keep their crunch!
  • By this stage your carrots should be ready to strain. Add to the blender with the spinach, the rest of the cumin and coriander, the chicken stock, salt and pepper. Blend them until smooth. You may have to stop a couple of times to push the leaves down into the mixture.



  • Chop the avocado and capsicum into neat 5mm cubes, add to a bowl and toss with the chopped coriander leaves,and the juice and zest of half a lime. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Assemble the nachos in a bowl and top with meat balls. Add small handful of grated mozzarella and toast under the grill for 2-3 mins. Watch closely as can burn easily. Remove, minding the hot bowl, add salsa and sour cream.

The marvels of LITTLE HENRI

Low and behold amazing ALLPRESS coffee north of the usual fitzroy coffee hub! These guys are rocking coffee and all things glorious at little Henri. Service is amazing and their staff go out of their way to help. 4th amazing experience today. I have used the words ‘fructose free’ within the walls of little Henri before and have had responses like, “the chefs housemate is fructose free, he said he could do one of these 5 dishes as a safe option” and “I know how great is our gluten free bread”. Helpful, nice, edible food and excellent coffee! Totally fructard approved!